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Jack Frost ([personal profile] justanexpression) wrote2013-04-09 07:03 pm

Video 1: A Challenger Appears!

[The angle when the gear turns on is... strange. Like it’s being held by someone too distracted to pay attention to where it might be pointing. There’s part of a chin, a shoulder, and plenty of scenery. The top of a whitish blob flops past the bottom of the screen. From the sound it makes, it must be a Seel.]

This is really weird. You know that?

[The Seel gives a cheerful affirmative from somewhere. Suddenly, the picture shifts, moving erratically until it stops with a soft thud as the gear is dropped and lands in the grass. At least it has a good view, now, framing most of a boy in his teens, crouching on his toes next to a backpack as he rummages through it, occasionally pulling things out for a closer look. His blue hooded sweatshirt has seen better days, and his pants don’t seem to be from quite the right century. Together with the ice-white hair, it makes something of an odd picture.]

If this is... Naw, it’s way too cutesy to be one of Pitch’s tricks.

[He looks up, past the gear at where the sounds of the Seel are coming from. His smile grows, just a bit.]

You sure you’re not a Selkie?

[A negative. The gear is nudged closer, and he laughs as he reaches for it.]

Okay, okay. Remind me to introduce you to Sandy sometime.

Now what am I supposed to do with it?

[Cue the random pushing of buttons. Electronics-abuse is always the answer, right?]
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-14 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes sense. Well, you get to use it now at least, right?

[You go, Jack. Heather would approve, if she knew.]

Name's Mason, by the way. Heather Mason.
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-14 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
--pft. Jack Frost, seriously?

Your parents must have wanted you doomed to a life of being teased at recess.

[Obviously she doesn't know he's... LITERALLY Jack Frost, so the first thing that comes to mind is THAT'S LIKE NAMING YOUR KID 'DONALD' WHEN YOUR LAST NAME IS 'DUCK'. ... Well no okay it's not actually that bad, at least 'Jack Frost' sounds cool.]

[haha get it, frost, cool]

[okay she's not gonna add that part out loud]


foolishwren: unfortunately for you all I cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem. (good morning everyone)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-14 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[If she'd known, she probably wouldn't have said it at all. Given her own parental woes, making genuine DIGS at other peoples' family situations isn't something she likes to do. But the look on her face makes it pretty clear she wasn't trying to be malicious.]

Well, in the end, I've heard much weirder names.

Met someone named "Kazooie" once, no joke.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
... Whoa.

Wait.

Mansnoozie?

You're serious?
foolishwren: except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell (life is so easy its like riding a bike)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-15 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I can't say I've ever heard anything better than that. That takes the cake.

What is that, even? French?
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-04-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
... Pre-France?

... I thought you weren't from... you know.

How d'you know some guy from before France?