[Man, she will bust out the elf costume and the felt reindeer antlers in the middle of summer, you don't even know. IT'S CHRISTMAS SOMEWHERE.]

I didn't know there were guardians of anything. So you...go around making it snow and doing stuff...just so that kids can have fun? That's your job?

[Dude, she steals things for a living and even she will concede that is a pretty sweet job.]