[Sigh. First the grouchy old guy, and now this one. Why don't people ever want Jack to have any fun? Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.]

First, a snowball isn't just 'an ordinary thing.' It's a really AMAZING thing. Second, he just learned to do it, so I'm kinda proud.

And third, he's still learning, so it's gonna be even cooler later.