Jack Frost (
justanexpression) wrote2013-06-16 10:34 am
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Video 5: Now with Bonus Swablu Hat! (Action for Traveling Party or Azalea)
[For once, the feed clicks on and Jack looks, not happy or excited or even amused, but vaguely confused and unimpressed.
A large part of that may have to do with the Swablu cooing and preening his hair. It's wrapped itself over the top of his head like a hat, and while it looks a bit worn out like it's just reached the end of far too much traveling, it also looks supremely pleased with itself.]
So, uh... Akito? I think this is your fault?
[He tries to look up at the Swablu only for it to coo even more loudly and hunker down on top of his head, as if it knows he's thinking about trying to pry it off. He sighs, but it's offset by a tiny smile.]
I think I need some advice. Don't get me wrong, okay. It's cute. Like really cute. But...
It won't move. It hasn't moved, and it's been like an hour since it came out of nowhere and landed on me. It won't even go into a pokeball. Here, watch.
[He pulls out a pokeball, and the Swablu gets pulled in at first, but soon enough, the ball pops back open as if he'd tried and failed to catch a wild pokemon. The bird flutters straight back to his head, cooing an admonishment this time.]
So yeah. Advice.
Help?
A large part of that may have to do with the Swablu cooing and preening his hair. It's wrapped itself over the top of his head like a hat, and while it looks a bit worn out like it's just reached the end of far too much traveling, it also looks supremely pleased with itself.]
So, uh... Akito? I think this is your fault?
[He tries to look up at the Swablu only for it to coo even more loudly and hunker down on top of his head, as if it knows he's thinking about trying to pry it off. He sighs, but it's offset by a tiny smile.]
I think I need some advice. Don't get me wrong, okay. It's cute. Like really cute. But...
It won't move. It hasn't moved, and it's been like an hour since it came out of nowhere and landed on me. It won't even go into a pokeball. Here, watch.
[He pulls out a pokeball, and the Swablu gets pulled in at first, but soon enough, the ball pops back open as if he'd tried and failed to catch a wild pokemon. The bird flutters straight back to his head, cooing an admonishment this time.]
So yeah. Advice.
Help?
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Oh yeah, so much better.
They could just share their lack of dignity, huh?]
Uh... no? Should I?
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Uh, sorry about that. But it's a bird, isn't it? Unless you're tryin' a new style of hat or something. You can probably coax it down with food. Or I could lend you one of these fuckers.
[The last word is said with obvious affection, but it still seems accurate, especially with how the cats are now curled up and acting like their previous bout of bird-induced violence never happened.]
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All the sounds from the gear make the Swablu start and flutter, almost flying away from Jack's head... only to resettle back the way she had been to watch the screen again. Jack sighs. So close.]
I'm not sure how much of me'd be left if you did. Think food is probably safer to try first.
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[After all, humans are sources of food and pettings. That's why they make friends, so the cats don't have to deal with silly things like keeping them company. And the cats seem to be doing their best to be lovable by edging over to Niou and purring, rubbing up against his arms, and generally looking adorable. They're not stupid; if they get lent out, they're one step closer to that delicious morsel of a Swablu.
Niou observes his pokemon's attempts at buttering up his new acquaintance with an air of resigned amusement. At least this is better than being a launch pad.]
I'm Niou. For when the food doesn't work.
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[He'd seen their disregard for anything in their way already. They couldn't fool him. Besides, he's already pulled every move in the book on the yeti to get into North's Workshop. They'd be better off comparing notes with him.
Maybe Niou shouldn't want to loan his cats out so quickly.]
I'm Jack. I'll make sure to keep the offer in mind.
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[There's a teasing tone to his voice. He doesn't particularly mind being played by the cats; it's obvious they're doing it, but hey, cats. He has a soft spot for them a mile wide, used to feed the strays back home, and pokemon aren't different enough for that to change anything about how he treats them — or lets them treat him.]
Have you named her? Hate to break it to you, I don't think you're getting rid of her any time soon.
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I'll keep that in mind, too.
Anyway, I don't want to get rid of her. I just want her to... you know... move a little. But no, I haven't named her yet. Nothing really seems to stick.
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[He hasn't exactly gotten into the spirit of being a loving caretaker to a bunch of fuzzy critters that aren't cats quite yet.]
Though if these guys could talk, they'd probably say you should call it Chow.
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One through Thirteen? Really?
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Well, my partner names all of his for pretentious literary references. I kinda have to make up for it somehow.
[And so far, he's done that by putting in zero effort. It'll change eventually, but today is not that day.]
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[Or they're just waiting to show their displeasure at the perfect and most embarrassing time. They are cats, after all.]
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Pretty sure they like it better than stuff like Cernunnos and Narcissus.
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[He's not even sure he can pronounce that name. Narcissus he knows, sure, but only from the early-blooming flowers with that name.]
Think there's a middle ground, maybe?
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[The smile he gives Jack is downright conspiratorial.]
Gotta save the world from that, right?
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Think it might be too late to save the world from Shakespeare.
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[Niou's shock is entirely feigned, but he's a pretty good actor even when he's not trying all that hard. Anyone not looking too closely might think it was real.]
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Huh?
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[He figures it's pretty believable after some of the worlds he's heard about.]
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[The guy, that is. Or the plays. They were kind of fun to watch sometimes. He's never read them, though, which is probably the difference."
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[Truly, they were trying times. Or would be, if there was an ounce of truth to Niou's story.]
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[Hey, in his world, Santa and the Tooth Fairy are real. Anything is possible.]
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[Niou may feel sorry for this one day. Maybe.]
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It doesn't deserve an answer, though. He just rolls his eyes dramatically and turns the feed off. Niou deserves those cats.]