[But that would require them to be mature about it, so NO SUCH LUCK.]

No need for that, at least not where I live.

[Crow folds his arms as well, shaking his head.]

Maybe so, but that doesn't mean you should be making it worse. [And yes, he did mean for it to sound like a lecture.]

Being cool has never relieved anyone from paying the bills, y'know.

[UNFORTUNATELY.

Talking about Security (or more precisely, getting them into trouble) clearly brightens his mood, though, and he lets out a somewhat amused snort.]

Sorry, but I don't think I can bring myself to feel bad for the cops.

[Talk about double standards.]